Are coffeeshops going the way of the CD stores?

Starbucks is about to close 600 stores!

Starbucks is nowhere near as ALT as your local coffee shop, but looks like the coffee business is going the way of the music retail business.....

This leaves me with some important questions:
1.) Where are all those people on their computers fake "working" going to go?

2.)Where to go when you want to spend $2 on a small cup of coffee?

3.)Where are people going to go when they want to buy the 'Into The Wild' soundtrack?

4.)And most importantly, where am I going to be able to take an emergency piss after having had too many pops?

...this is messed up!