Mom, I'm ALT

Cold Cave

2009-11-22T21:27:00.000-08:00

I listened to these today:

Insound's 20 Top ALTS! (plus awesome wolf site!)

2008-07-16T14:36:00.001-07:00

The INSOUND 20!

Limited edition t-shirts, shirts and hoodies designed exclusively for Insound by Jason Munn of the Small Stakes. (Posters will sell out fast!) *Posters are signed and hand-numbered. Shirts and hoodies are printed on American Apparel products.

I definitely think this one is the most ALT!!!

CHECK THEM ALL OUT HERE!

As if this day couldn't get any better, I was looking for some cool wolf images to send to my friends at work and I came across this amazing wolf site! Check it out HERE!

Are coffeeshops going the way of the CD stores?

2008-07-02T13:19:00.000-07:00

Starbucks is about to close 600 stores!

Starbucks is nowhere near as ALT as your local coffee shop, but looks like the coffee business is going the way of the music retail business.....

This leaves me with some important questions:
1.) Where are all those people on their computers fake "working" going to go?

2.)Where to go when you want to spend $2 on a small cup of coffee?

3.)Where are people going to go when they want to buy the 'Into The Wild' soundtrack?

4.)And most importantly, where am I going to be able to take an emergency piss after having had too many pops?

...this is messed up!

One Day As A Lion- who's more ALT than ZACH!

2008-07-01T18:01:00.000-07:00

One Day As A Lion

One Day As A Lion is the creation of musical comrades Zack De La Rocha and Jon Theodore. This is music about space - the space between friends and collaborators where ideas from; the space in a song where the tensions builds waiting for the next wave of sound; the space in the corners of the recording studio (Sinatra's old room as Ocean Way) where the sound gathers to fade and die. One Day As A Lion worked hard to capture that space on tape, unadulterated, unmolested, from heard to hand to skins to mics to tape to speaker to ear. The result, someone said, sounds like Led Zep meets Dr. Dre

**Check out this amazing offer from Insound!**

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Buy It At Insound

Searching For The Now 4- The Pains of Being Pure at Heart/Summer Cats

2008-06-30T17:51:00.000-07:00

The Pains of Being Pure at Heart

I got a copy of this 7" today and I knew that I had to run home and give it a listen immediately. "Come Saturday" is another solid track from the NYC foursome, this being the first time I'm hearing them on recording with a live drummer. You can preview "Come Saturday" on the Pains Myspace page, linked up above. Of the 2 tracks, this is definitely the highlight and if this is any indication of what's to come, their full length is going to be awesome!

Summer Cats

The other side of this 7" offers a track from Summer Cats called "Let's Go!". This track can also be previewed on the band's Myspace page. This is an alright track, very Stereolab-ish, but a little rawer sounding...but in all honesty, I would have rather there had been 2 Pains tracks on here.

But, if it's indie pop that you are looking for, then this 7" from Slumberland is just what you need. It comes on grey vinyl and is super limited, for all you collectors.

Buy It At Insound

re-ALT day 1!

2008-02-20T11:52:00.000-08:00

I've been feeling that most bands these days are in the reALT process...the stage where they need to release 3 albums of garbage, so I'm going to reALT myself and only listen to classic ALT records...any suggestions?

Day One:

man this is some great stuff! listening to this didn't make me feel bad about losing my hair. I mean, I'm not as old as these guys.

this is an oldie but a goodie! listening to this didn't make me feel bad about my aching back. I'm definitely nowhere near as old as these guys!

a sure shot classic! I have been rocking this one since like 9th grade! god I was so cool then and had so much potential...starting to get depressed now.

I remember the first time hearing this one...I hadn't kissed a girl then, and...not much has changed.

that opening riff from 'Only Shallow' will blast the few remaining hairs right off the top of your head. jesus christ!

IT'S TIME FOR A RE-ALT!!

2008-02-20T07:27:00.000-08:00

I'm not sure if I dropped some knowledge about this subject yet to you guys, so excuse me if you're heard this before....

Re-alt is a term that stands for, becoming alternative again. We have seen many instances where someone has re-alted themselves. But I think the best case study of this phenomenon is the band Nada Surf.

Case point #1: Nada Surf releases High/Low (1996). "Popular" becomes a mega hit, foreseeing the possibility of being a one-hit wonder! It's placed in the MTV buzz bin. INSTANTLY MAIN!

Case point #2: Now that they are MAIN, they are completely abandoned by the ALTS. And therefore totally not cool.

These guys are in serious need of a re-ALT! And this is how they did it...

Step 1: Realize that you're MAIN. Recognizing that there is a problem its the hardest yet most important part of a re-ALT.

Step 2: Release at least 3 albums of complete garbage. (IE, The Proximity Effect, Let Go, The Weight is a Gift)

Step 3: Put out a fresh new record on a respectable indie label. (IE, Barsuk)

Step 4: Relocate to an "ALT" neighborhood. (IE, Brooklyn) -I'm not sure of their original location, so I might be wrong about this, but there is nothing more ALT than Brooklyn.

And so now that the MAINS have completely forgotten about your one hit from 1996, you can re-emerge on the ALT scene. Because the fact that you were ALT-to-MAIN-back to ALT, is cool with ALTs. Great work guys!

Now the true test...is their new record good or just a feeble attempt at a re-ALT????

Are dreads the new crazy hair for White Indie-rock dudes????

...so many questions left unanswered, I feel like this is an episode of LOST!

happy vALenTines day!

2008-02-14T11:18:00.000-08:00

For all you ALTS out there who are alone and angsty this Valentine's Day, here is a list of MAIN love jams that are guaranteed to land you a supportive, gainfully employed MAIN to cuddle with you on the Upper East Side.

Say You Love Me - Fleetwood Mac

Open Arms - Journey

Unforgettable - Nat King Cole

Run to You - Brian Adams

My Girl - The Temptations

Love,
ALTernate on the 1992 ALTlympic Team

Hell Must Have Frozen Over!

2008-02-11T11:12:00.000-08:00

If you had to ask yourself what are 2 things that Mom, I'm Alt would never be into...the answer would have to be folk music and Antony (and the Johnsons).

Well, I guess M.I.A.'s new motto should be never, say never.

First off, there has been a considerable amount of buzz about Bon Iver, but after receiving a copy in the mail today and figuring that I should at least give it a song or two before deciding that I hated it, so I put it in my computer. And before I knew it, I had listened to the whole thing! I'm not sure if it's because it's freezing outside and this is exactly what I'm in the mood for, but something struck me. Not sure if it was the gorgeous guitar melodies or the delicate vocals, but either way, this is good stuff. The more and more I listen, the more and more I become a fan boy! Don't worry Wisconsin, even though the Green Bay Packers didn't win a Super Bowl, at least you have Bon Iver and AWESOME CHEESE!

Myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/boniver

MP3: Skinny Love (courtesy of R8E8R)

Buy IT:
@ INSOUND

...more about Antony in the next post! STAY TUNED!

BUY THIS SHIT!!

2008-02-08T13:49:00.000-08:00

Consisting of three lovely French 20-somethings, lead singer Quentin Delafon, guitarist / synth man Dorian Dumont and bassist Michael Szpiner, The Teenagers are a band that could have only come from Paris. Their sound is built around a backbone of golden pop melodies, with a penchant for leftfield visioning - all enveloped in a sardonic wit and lingering Sofia Coppola soft focus. While the trio left their teenage years a few years ago, adolescence is a concept that cuts to the core of the group. They're in love with the idea of the dreamy teen, inspired by sunset walks through the park, clogging up shopping malls for no good reason, holding hands, and stolen kisses in the cinema.

THIS SHIT IS GOOD!

Indie Comedy = ALT?

2008-02-08T07:55:00.000-08:00

Just incase most of you haven't realized, Indie comedians (for the most part) ARE NOT FUNNY!

I mean there are the occasional funny ones, like Flight of the Conchords are funny and ALT. Flannel shirts, cowboy shirts, dark rim glasses, messy hair...TOTALLY ALT!!

But for the tons of other ones, you need to hang it up. IMMEDIATELY! There is a reason why your show got cancelled...

Just because you dress like an ALT, doesn't mean that your material can suck. You still need jokes.

I understand what you are trying to do...you are basically trying to trick everyone into thinking you are funny. But just because you are into indie music, wear band t-shirts, make jokes about Pitchfork, come on. Those jokes were old like 7 years ago.

maybe put up a Craig's list posting, misconnection: me= ALT, you= actual FUNNY NEW MATERIAL. Just a thought.

Please spare us from your nonsense and tell us a funny joke. I mean if your joke is that you are fat...ok, that was funny when Chris Farley did it. It's 2008. You would think that something funnier would have happened to you between 1997 and now.

If anyone can point out a funny ALT comdian, I would love to check them out. But until then, M.I.A. is boycotting all of it.

HOT NEW ALT TRACKS!!

2008-02-05T12:41:00.000-08:00

Click here to download...

INSOUND'S LET'S GET DIGITAL 5

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It's with great joy that we unveil the new, pumped up edition: Let's Get Digital 5.

With tracks by Hot Chip, Xiu Xiu, British Sea Power, Dub Trio, Ida, The Big Sleep and more, this won't just get you through the dark days of winter - it'll get you through your entire life! We've also got an exclusive unreleased track by our buddies (and NYC faves) The Pains of Being Pure at Heart.

Did we mention it's free?

So download Let's Get Digital 5 now!

Faunts "M4 (Part II)"
from the album M4
Courtesy of Friendly Fire Recordings
http://www.friendlyfirerecordings.com/
http://www.faunts.com/

Rings "Mom Dance"
from the album Black Habit
Courtesy of Paw Tracks
http://www.paw-tracks.com/
http://www.myspace.com/firstnationlove

Hot Chip "Shake A Fist"
from the album Made In The Dark
Courtesy of Astralwerks/DFA
http://www.astralwerks.com/
http://www.hotchip.co.uk/

Dub Trio "Bay vs. Leonard"
from the album Another Sound Is Dying
Courtesy of Ipecac Recordings
http://www.ipecac.com/
http://www.dubtrio.com

The Big Sleep "Pinkies"
from the album Sleep Forever
Courtesy of Frenchkiss Records
http://www.frenchkissrecords.com/
http://www.myspace.com/sonofthetiger

The Pains of Being Pure at Heart "A Teenager in Love"
from the album unreleased
Courtesy of Painbow Records
http://www.thepainsofbeingpureatheart.com/
http://www.myspace.com/thepainsofbeingpureatheart

British Sea Power "Waving Flags"
from the album “Do You Like Rock Music?”
Courtesy of Rough Trade / Worlds Fair Label Group
http://worlds-fair.net/british_sea_power/
http://myspace.com/britishseapower

Mike Ladd "Trouble Shot"
from the album Nostalgialator
Courtesy of Definitive Jux
http://www.definitivejux.net/
http://www.myspace.com/mikeladdf

Thao "Beat (Health, Life, and Fire)"
from the album We Brave Bee Stings and All
Courtesy of Kill Rock Stars
http://www.killrockstars.com/
http://www.thaomusic.com/

Hey Willpower "Hundredaire"
from the album PDA
Courtesy of Tomlab
http://www.tomlab.com/
http://www.heywillpower.com/

Xiu Xiu "I Do What I Want, When I Want"
from the album Women As Lovers
Courtesy of Kill Rock Stars
http://www.killrockstars.com/
http://xiuxiu.org/

Ida "Lovers Prayers"
from the album Lovers Prayers
Courtesy of Polyvinyl Record Co.
http://www.polyvinylrecords.com
http://www.idamusic.com

China Forbes "Everybody Needs Somebody"
from the album '78
Courtesy of Heinz Records
http://www.chinaforbes.com
http://www.chinaforbes.com

Bob Mould "The Silence Between Us"
from the album District Line
Courtesy of ANTI-
http://www.anti.com
http://bobmould.com/

Panther "Puerto Rican Jukebox"
from the album 14 Kt. God
Courtesy of Kill Rock Stars
http://www.killrockstars.com/
http://www.panthertouch.com/

How to make it as an "ALT" band

2008-02-01T09:54:00.000-08:00

Alright ladies and gents, I have it all figured out. Basically there are 3 rules to remember before picking up that guitar and striking that first chord.

#1. No one actually cares!
-This is a big one, hence the reason why its first. Let's face it. You got a good review today, forgotten about tomorrow. You play a show here, play a show there. When it all comes down to it, does anyone actually care? Maybe this is why so many people in bands, unsuccessful ones most of all, act like turds. They are probably just so sick and tired of writing dumb songs and recording record after record and no ones paying attention. It's all because of this golden rule. Sorry guys.

#2. You need to trick them!
-This is key! Take a look at you and your songs. Both probably suck, but not everyone has to know it. If you are a total loser, just be confident, go buy some skinny jeans, an all-over print hoodie and some Nikes and you're set. Instant hipness! Now on to the music. You know it, your band knows it and I know it...its terrible. All you need to do if make it Lo-fi! Crank the treble remove everything else and you're set. You guys suck at playing your instruments? Become a noise experimental band! Sick!

#3. Finally, and this one often gets over looked, BLAST IT OFF!
-Now I know what you're thinking...this might sound contradictory to rule number 1, but it also involves a little bit of rule number 2. On the event that you might find someone who cares, you need to blast it in their faces that you're cool. The more people see you and your band name, you might actually trick them into thinking your good and cool.

Follow these rules and I can guarantee 100% that some blog might post about you and then you've made it. HIGH FIVE.

*Note this rules apply to more then just being in a band, it's a way of life.

We're BACK!! 2008 = the year of ALT!

2008-01-30T11:30:00.000-08:00

I know that all of you have been missing Mom, I'm ALT! and I deeply apologize. I needed some time to sit back and re-evaluate this ALT business. I found myself going in circles, trying to figure out the true meaning of ALT.

I mean if everyone is raving about the Vampire Weekend record, is it still ALT?

Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa (MP3)

Or have we gone full circle and to be truly ALT you should rocking something more MAIN, cause all of your ALT friends aren't? I intend on tackling this tough question through the course of the year.

Also since Mom, I'm ALT is one year older, we also intend on having more mature discussions here. I can't say that the writing will be any better, but now that we all know what it is to be ALT, now we need to do a little more analysis on today's society, to help you, the readers, know exactly what it means to be ALT.

Let me leave you with one last thought.....THIS IS THE YEAR OF ALT!

Why may you ask...what do you get when you add 2+0+0+8 ?

exactly.

MAIN vs. ALT...part 2

2007-07-05T11:50:00.000-07:00

Main

Alt

Too obvious? Send me some suggestions...basically for everything their is a main version and an ALT version. Send me a topic and I'll tell you how to ALT it.

MAIN vs. ALT...part 1

2007-06-29T10:49:00.000-07:00

Main

Alt

This Week In ALT!!

2007-06-28T11:42:00.000-07:00

Damn, there isn't too much ALT shit happening this weekend, but if you want to get ALTERNATIVE and are tired of techno, come to SAVALAS!!

There is too much techno going around these days. STICK TO THE HITS!!! AND GET wAs(L)Ted!!

YEAHHHHHHHH!

M.I.A. Invades SXSW!!! DAY ONE!!

2007-03-15T09:42:00.000-07:00

So guys, Jagga and myself rocked day one at SXSW. And let me tell you...this shit is ALT.

We saw tons of ALTS on the plane ride down, but as soon as we got in the thick of it all, is was ALT-MANIA!!

If you thought Williamsburg or the LES was ALTcentral, you haven't seen anything until you've been to Austin.

So to sum up day one, we saw these guys:

Hot Club de Paris
Saw them for like 2 seconds, but what we heard was AWESOME!

The Rapture
DESTROYED AS USUAL!!

The Big Sleep
Always AMAZING!

On a side note, M.I.A. is too damn ALT for the TSA! I was rocking my pistol belt buckle and they took it away! They said it looked too real. Wanna know what I think? The security dudes were jealous of my ALTness and are sweatin' my style. You fucks! It's all right though, guys. I'm in the Belt buckle/ALT mecca so I'm sure I'll be able to get a new one!

OLD STYLE:

NEW STYLE:

KEEP IT GANGSTA!!

STAY ALT!!

Justin Timberalt!!

2007-03-06T09:07:00.000-08:00

Which of these videos is more ALT....you decide! After a final vote tally (coming from the comments left below), a winner will be crowned! Let the battle begin!

Sexy Back (Granny Cart Remix!!)

Sexy Back (Granny Cart remix) on Vimeo

Sexy Back (Zune Cart Remix featuring Whiney LESALT!!)

VICE is too ALT?

2007-03-05T13:30:00.000-08:00

Mom, I'm ALT is down with VICE! VICE magazine tells it like it is and is definitely ALT! Apparently the Bloc Party isn't....read on here. What the hell?

People Are Listening To M.I.A!

2007-03-02T11:06:00.000-08:00

For Vedder Or Worse, Here's Your Lollapalooza 2007 Headliner

The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Pearl Jam--one of the few bands not to be featured on our highly speculative Lollapalooza chart--will headline this year's festival in Chicago. That's the first major act to confirm, though our tip line has also indicated that lower-on-the-bill acts Rhymefest and David Vandervelde are also going to be there.

The movement is alive. STAY ALT!!

God Damn, We Are ALT!

2007-02-28T08:44:00.000-08:00

There is a lot of ALT happenings happening, and I haven't been able to update, cause we've been packing orders here for this:

TRENT = FOREVER ALT!!

ALT HAPPENING #1:

Want a Free "An Inconvenient Truth" DVD? Just fill this out! AL GORE = Almost as ALT as Trent!

ALT HAPPENING #2:

And on a related note, check this out!

EMO = ALT!!

TEMPLE OF THE DOG DESTROYS!

2007-02-27T07:32:00.000-08:00

Ok, so everyone knows the power that is Grunge, Seattle, Singles and all that is ALT. All of these powers came together once, to form the most powerful supergroup of ALT-time! Combine 4 parts Pearl Jam with 2 parts Soundgarden, and basically you are UNSTOPPABLE! Their powers were immeasurable and no one could stand in their way! NO ONE! In a sort of Mortal Kombat-esque tournament that once occurred in Seattle, it featured Temple of the Dog defending their ALT-ability against 3 of the most worthy opponents...Junior Mafia, Zwan and Audioslave, in 3 epic battles, last man standing. Here's how the matches played out:

Match #1:

Temple of the Dog

Vs.

Junior Mafia

TOTD is going hungry, and they need some something to satisfy their thirst for BLOOD!!! Junior Mafia is fat and definitely not starving. So basically, TOTD steps in the realm of Junior Mafia and feeds Lil'Kim's fake boobs to Biggie while stompin' on Lil' Cease. Easily PWND!

Match #2:

Temple of the Dog

vs.

Zwan

Zwan, now this is a tough one. Eddie and the boys had to work on their teamwork wrestling moves for this. The match starts off with Eddie throwing Billy against the ropes, attempting to put Billy in a headlock, but little did he know Jimmy Chamberlin greased up Billy's head, making it impossible to grab a hold of him. Luckily Billy's reversal was totally foiled because, Zwan as a team is unable to harness its true potential (Jimmy was getting high, and the other dudes just completely bailed), proving that they totally suck! TOTD once again prevails!

Match #3:

Temple of the Dog

vs.

Audioslave

Most worthy adversary by far...Audioslave even went so to clone Chris Cornell for their evil plans, but instead of cloning the "Outshined/Rusty Cage/Jesus Christ Pose" Chris Cornell, they cloned wussass "Spoonman/Black Hole Sun" Chris Cornell. Fatal mistake! Not even tagging Zach De La Rocha into the ring could help them here. He's been out of the game too long and is way too rusty (and not like in a rusty cage sort of way).

Thus proving that TEMPLE OF THE DOG DESTROYS ALL!! and YOU CAN'T FUCK WITH TOTD!

Temple Of The Dog Stats:

Line-up:

* Jeff Ament - bass guitar
* Matt Cameron - drums, percussion
* Chris Cornell - banjo, harmonica, vocals, guitar
* Stone Gossard - rhythm guitar, slide guitar, acoustic guitar
* Mike McCready - lead guitars
* Eddie Vedder - backing vocals ("Pushin Forward Back," "Your Saviour," "Four Walled World"), vocals ("Hunger Strike," "Wooden Jesus")

From Wikipedia..

"Temple of the Dog was started by Soundgarden singer Chris Cornell. After the death of his former roommate, Mother Love Bone singer Andrew Wood, Cornell wrote two songs in tribute: "Say Hello 2 Heaven" and "Reach Down". Cornell approached Wood's former bandmates, Stone Gossard and Jeff Ament, with the intention of releasing the songs as a single. The band's lineup was completed by the addition of Soundgarden drummer Matt Cameron and future Pearl Jam lead guitarist Mike McCready. The band started rehearsing the songs, as well as re-working some existing material from demos written by Gossard, Ament, and Cameron. One such demo became a song for two bands, recorded as "Footsteps" for Pearl Jam and as "Times of Trouble" for Temple of the Dog. These rehearsals soon led to several new songs, and the planned single soon became a full album. The album and group became known as Temple of the Dog, after a lyric in the Mother Love Bone song, "Man of Golden Words".

Eddie Vedder, who had flown to Seattle to audition to be Pearl Jam's singer, ended up providing backing vocals. "Hunger Strike" became a duet between Cornell and Vedder. Cornell was having trouble with the vocals at practice, when Vedder stepped in. Cornell later said that "he sang half of that song not even knowing that I'd wanted the part to be there and he sang it exactly the way I was thinking about doing it, just instinctively."

How Can I Become More ALT? (Part 2)

2007-02-25T18:16:00.001-08:00

PART 2: NEW SKOOL ALT SHOES MALE/FEMALE!!

Ok, so you wake in the morning. Deciding on the just the right footwear is a tough decision. You have to ask yourself, "What do I want people to think I am listening to on my Ipod?" If it's Candlebox, you already know the correct choice. That's right dust off those docs and lace them up. But let's say you want to get modern...I mean it's 2007. And how many people on the L train are really ALTing out to Metallica or Marilyn Manson. So let's see what our other options are...I mean after all, you just downloaded that new Kaiser Chiefs (illegally, of course), or you ran out over the weekend to get the new Deerhunter. Maybe you finally got that Interpol CD back from your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend who broke your heart. That's right, you're a modern day ALT! So here are your footwear choices:

Choice #1: Vans Slip-Ons

I mean, you see a pair of these and you know for a fact, this dude went to Misshapes this past weekend. If not that, they had at least one cup of coffee was had at Verb Cafe. And if he (or she) were to brake out their Ipod, they could battle of ALTest of the modern day ALTs for most non-mainstream playlist. A similarity, as with it's predecessor, the Chuck Taylor All-Stars, the more broken in the shoes are, the more ALT. Extra points if a toe is exposed. Double bonus if a bare toe is coming through because of a hole in your sock!

Choice #2: The Urban Cowboy/Cowgirl

I mean we all know that you just came from the Wild West, rode your horse all the way to Manhattan, fighting off bank robbers and outlaws, to get to your part time temp office-photocopying job. I'm sure you are making your Mom and Dad proud! You can show them pictures of you at all the best parties, possibly topless, definitely wasted and/or high. You made it! I mean, at least you're not sitting on your ass at home, collecting your trust fund interest. No, you are making something of yourself. You're saying, "Mom...Dad...I'm ALT!" New ALTs are responsible. Sure, their parents are still paying for your one bedroom apartment in Williamsburg (let's not be ridiculous), but at least you have a job. It's your first one ever, but how else are you going to pay for beer once the open bars are over?

Choice #3: White DJ Shoes

Seriously at the top of all modern day ALTs! Not only are you going to all the parties and know the music, but you are throwing the parties and playing all the jams. Damn, you are one step away for being in backpack ads, MTV and really not needing that trust fund anymore. There is no doubt that you are a force to be reckoned with.

Although there are a lot of similarities between OLD SKOOL and NEW SKOOL, the one main difference is the lack of gender specific shoes. Both guys and girls can wear any of these. I guess the ALTs of today have evolved in that sense. They are blurring the gender lines in many ways. This topic will be revisited in future posts, no need to worry. In the meantime, STAY ALT!!

Are You A NYC ALT?

2007-02-23T07:14:00.000-08:00

Then this weekend, go ALTSANE with us!

FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!THESE DUDES ARE ALTSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!THESE DUDES ARE TOTALLY ALT!!!!!!!!!!

Damn guys, this is going to be a great weekend! Especially after last night...seriously, KIP and I ALTed out more than anyone ever! Imagine Eddie Vedder hanging with Scott Weiland, going to a PRIMUS show.

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From The ALT Vault #1!

2007-02-22T17:40:00.000-08:00

by: Jagga

Come Party with Me 2000' gets my vote for THE most underrated album OF ALL TIME. That's right, you heard it here. This album is pure genius and only those who can appreciate the warped sensibilites and wacko sense of humor that Gene and the gang bring to the table will understand. Premised on the idea that it's the quantity not the quality that count (how cool!), Gene Defcon's 'Come Party with Me' packs in 47 poppy/lo-li/garage rock-with-a-drum-machine blasts of sleazy goodness that's you'll never forget. A parody of info-mercial cheeseball no-budget compilations and greatist hits collections, this baby packs the hits, the laughs, and the beats with an underlying critique of commercialism.

Buy this shit now from Insound.

STAY ALT!!!

How Can I Be More ALT? (cont.)

2007-02-22T06:58:00.000-08:00

Part 2 of 1: OLD SKOOL ALT SHOES FOR THE LADIES!!

by Starla

Since you asked for it, here's what the ALT ladies were rockin' on their feet in the prime ALT years (early-to-mid '90s) while tapping our toes to "Been Caught Stealing" and "Andre".

We too were wearing Chucks, but not the high top kind. We tended to sport the daintier, ankle-exposing low-tops as pictured here.

As M.I.A. has previously said (“Bought $20 shoes from Payless [Payless is almost the same as the Goodwill or Salvation Army...ALT!]”), shopping at Payless is totally ALT, and since my Mom was pretty ALT, that’s where my generic Chucks came from in 1994. They were navy blue and I covered them with Smashing Pumpkins lyrics like “Shut your mouth and strike the demons, cursed you and your reasons…” and friends’ phone numbers and peace signs and flowers. (I was still in that awkward phase between 1993 mall hippie and 1994 ALT rocker).

When not in Chucks, or fauxChucks in my case, many girls were wearing Mary Janes with baby doll dresses or ripped jeans with tights underneath.

Like Courtney Love!

Knee-high socks were also key! Man I wish you could see my shoes in this picture, but you can see I’ve got the requisite tights under my ripped jeans:

Army boots were also good for being ALT, as was the case for the boys. My ALT parents didn’t want to cough up the cash for genuine Doc Martins, so my boots were brown German Army boots I found at an Army surplus store. Though not as trendy at the time, those clunkers actually have had enormous staying power and are still a part of my ALT wardrobe to this day!

Check out Bling Kong's new Contraband and super ALTastic video, and maybe get yerself a hot date.

G' N' F' N' ALT N' R!!

2007-02-21T14:26:00.000-08:00

Guys, just so you know...AXL(t) is ALT!!

I saw him at Misshapes and he's down with the scene!! He even has braids or cornrows, or whatever the hell those are...I also heard that a "Chinese Democracy" would be pretty freakin' ALT too! Along with white sweatshirts and acid wash jeans!!

Check out this new track, brought to you by Idolator!

Guns N' Roses- Better

Get ALT Tomorrow Night!

2007-02-21T12:44:00.000-08:00

Broc Hudson and Paulie will be kickin' out the jams to get those asses shaking! Be sure to come by and get ALT with us! Plus did I mention drink specials? Yeah there will be lots of those (PBR is ALT as fuck!) YEAHHHH!

Impress Yr Friends!

2007-02-21T09:27:00.000-08:00

M.I.A!'s ALT Fact Of The Day!!

Young ALT says to Older ALT: "Do you like Soundgarden?"
Older ALT retorts: "Dude, are you kidding? I've been listening to Soundgarden since you were like still wearing Pampers!"
Young ALT: "So I guess you know the story behind their name..."
Older ALT: "Duh, Chris and Kim were jamming and they were like, our sound totally bloomed like a flower in a garden...anybody who knows anything about anything knows THAT, loser!"
Young ALT: "Actually dude, they got it from this"
Older ALT: "umm, yeah I knew that, I was just testing you..."
Young ALT: "Whatever dude, you were just outshined"
Older ALT: "Well, at least I don't have an Offspring CD..."
Young ALT: "Whatever.."

How Can I Be More ALT?

2007-02-21T07:03:00.000-08:00

Part 1: OLD SKOOL ALT SHOES!!

We have been getting lots of feedback from fans and admirers, but a reoccuring theme in most of our fan mail is, "M.I.A!, I've been living my life this whole thinking that I was ALT, but how can I be MORE ALT?". Well your friends at Mom, I'm ALT are here to lend a helping hand. In our first installment of "How Can I Be More ALT?" we are going to cover one of the most essential parts of being ALT...the footwear, old skool ALT footwear!

There are varying degrees of ALTness that can be determined by your shoes. Sounds silly, yes I know, but from one ALT to another, a lot can be told by the shoes you wear. A NEW SKOOL ALT can look at an OLD SKOOL ALT and tell right away that he/she must love Temple of the Dog, Oasis and the Spin Doctors. And an OLD SKOOL ALT can look at a NEW SKOOL ALT and say; he/she loves Interpol, Beirut and most definitely Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. I know this might sound crazy, but we will lay it all out for you right here:

OLD SKOOL ALT CLASSICS:

Doc Martins- come in a few selected colors, eyelet numbers and different lace colors. A force not to be reckoned with!

Chuck Taylor All-Stars- again come in different colors, hi-top/lo-top, and depending on how worn out they are, proves your degree of ALTness.

The all feared "Goth Boots" -no one knows what the hell is going on with these, not even the people wearing them. Use caution when in the presence of a pair these, whoever is wearing them are capable of doing something either crazy, but more likely, extremely retarded.

People that wear any of these definitely own CDs from the following bands, possibly even on vinyl and a true super ALT if they have any 7"s:

Stay tuned for the second half of part 1: NEW SKOOL ALT SHOES! YEAH BOI!

Jagga's Glossary:

ALTercation [awl-ter-key-shuhn] (n)- when ALTs from different underground (i.e not mainstream) scenes have a disagreement about their ALT-ness.
(ex: who is more ALT than the other)

“There was a slight ALTercation during my DJ set. These goons from the Death Cab show came and wanted to hear the latest Jens Lekman jam. I had my friend Thomas kick them out.”

ALT-ered Beast!

2007-02-20T13:11:00.000-08:00

by: ALTernate on the 1992 ALTlympic Team

Launched in 1991, there was no more ALT video game console than the Sega Genesis. Nintendo and Atari both had their heyday the 80s (along with hair metal, cropped jeans, and perms), but the early 90s was the exclusive domain of Sega.

Super Nintendo was sort of like “Stone Temple Pilots” to the Genesis’ “Pearl Jam.” Sure, it was almost as ALT in retrospect, but no one that was truly ALT at the time took it seriously.

And while many remember Sonic the Hedgehog, the iconic side scrolling adventure akin to Super Mario on about 10 cups of Seattle-brewed coffee, the most ALT title of them all was the one that originally shipped with the console—ALTered Beast.

From Wikipedia:

Altered Beast is a platform/fighting game that puts the player in control of a centurion who had died in battle. The centurion has been raised from the dead to rescue Zeus' daughter, Athena. The player battles undead and demonic hordes, controlling the shapeshifting hero. He must defeat several levels in order to save the kidnapped goddess. The game takes place in a setting resembling Ancient Greece, complete with gods, temples and ruined Ionic columns.

But basically the game is about transforming into a beast that destroys zombies. In essence you must ALTer yourself to beat the game/destroy the zombies. In fact, the more ALT you become, the more powerful and awesome you are. This game, more than that hippie mushroom eater Mario, teaches a valuable life lesson.

For example, getting some Docs and flannel would make you pretty ALT. Getting some Manic Panic and dying yer hair blue would make you even more ALT. However, to truly reach the pinnacle of ALT-dom, one must get some piercings and tatoos, so as to be invincible against the zombies (mindless jocks and preps, see also: “mains”).

So, to conclude: transform yourself into an ALT beast, or become a Zombie.

CHIA-BRITNEY....So Fucking ALT!

2007-02-20T08:24:00.000-08:00

As a recent purchaser of a Chia Elephant (elephants are old school alt, horses are the more recent alt animal), I am blown away by just how alt britney is. I mean, seriously , who knew? I'm going to listen to ...Baby One More Time on repeat for the rest of the day. YEAH BOI!!

Here's a great Justice Edit of Me Against the World. Britney Spears...So Fucking Alt! Courtesy of Palms Out Sounds (one of my favorites!)

Britney Spears- Me Against the World (Justice Edit)

Britney Goes BALT!!

2007-02-18T19:22:00.001-08:00

***!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!***

So, I mentioned BALT in an early post, but after hearing about this shocking news, I can only come to one conclusion. Britney Spears (completely MAIN) reads "Mom, I'm ALT" and wants to be ALT. The only way she could accomplish this.....become a BALT.

Britney, you now join the ranks of some of the greatest BALTs of all-time. Congrats!!

How Do I Become One Of These Guys?

2007-02-18T11:31:00.000-08:00

My favorite character on the Sopranos was by far Uncle Junior (RIP). He was witty, funny as hell and didn't take shit from anybody. One of his signature trademarks besides the big black frame glasses (ALT) and great one liners, was his kangol-style black hat. Now it is more than obvious that Uncle Junior was ALT as fuck. But my question is how do you start wearing one of those hats. It's sort of a style that you can't just rock once in a while, I mean it's not like a winter knit hat or beanie. People wear one of those to keep their head warm or if you're wearing when it's not cold out, you're just trying really hard to be ALT. Anyway, with these "old man" style hats, I just don't get it. My Dad wears one when it's cold out to work, but they aren't that warm. This is something that maybe I'll never understand...I mean is my Dad ALT? I don't know for sure, but what I do know, is that I'm going to get one of these hats and give it a shot. We'll see what happens...

Here are some other ALTs that rock the "old man" hat:

Test Case 1:

Now Common, is ALT. But if you have ever seen him with out the hat, he is in fact a BALT. In fact he is covering up the BALT with the "old man", therefore becoming ALT, again. Woah, this is heavy.

Test Case 2:

This is no doubt Jeff Ament, the bassist for Pearl Jam, is ALT. I mean Eddie and the boys basically invented ALT. Although, his "old man" hat is a little more old school than the "kango-style"l hats I'm referring to, I feel like, today's "old man" hats are an evolved model of Jeff's.

That's all I can think of for now, if anyone has anymore proof whether "old man" hats are ALT or not, I am open to hearing both sides of the argument.

Mom, I'm ALT!

2007-02-17T17:50:00.000-08:00

Since I have daily discussions about ALT and being ALT with friends, co-workers and basically anyone I come into contact with, I figured what could possibly be more ALT than blogging about the things I do, think about, music I'm listening to, etc. This was all a though as my I was on my way to the MET after having just come from the Guggeheim. (ALT!)

In case this isn't completely clear, ALT is a shortened form of the word ALTERNATIVE. This term became popular with the rise of ALTERNATIVE music such as Pearl Jam, Nirvana and the Smashing Pumpkins. Along with ALTERNATIVE music came the popularity of an ALTERNATIVE way of living. This includes wearing certain clothes, liking certain ALT movies; the term ALT lent itself more to the way one acts and lives, and wasn't merely just a genre of music. Here is my journey into what is ALT, hope you enjoy the ride!

Here is how my day went, let's see if I was ALT today.

Woke up with a hangover (getting wasted is sometimes ALT, depends on what you were doing while getting wasted)
Finished the last episode of the Wire, which I got from Netflix (Netflix is definitely ALT)
Bought $20 shoes from Payless (Payless is almost the same as the Goodwill or Salvation Army...ALT!)
Got coffee from Starbucks (Coffee is ALT, but Starbucks is totally corporate, NOT ALT)
Went to the El Greco to Picasso exhibition at the Guggenheim (Do I even need to explain this? ALT)
Went to get coffee at the MET cafe, but it wasn't open yet cause they were getting ready for dinner. We were impatient, so we left. (So ALT!!)
Came back to Astoria (not ALT yet, but one day) went to our local Mom & Pop video store which carries Indie flicks and has a Gay and Lesbian section and a huge Foreign Section (ALTTTT!) Rented the following movies:
Hannibal (mainstream, but not really sure, lots of gore, possibly ALT)
Vanilla Sky (semi-ALT)
Legend (definitely ALT)
MEMENTO (come on!)
Went to the grocery store (this could be MAIN or ALT, but since we went on a Saturday, ALT)
Bought Soy protein fake meat (just call me Eddie Vedder!)
Cooked dinner, watched movies, drank alcohol and blogged about it (that takes the cake.)

It's official...I'm ALT!

While at the Guggenheim, I discovered a great artist, who I'm going to do some research on and learn more about. His name is Francisco de Zurbarán. The painting that I thought was his best was called Saint Francis of Assisi. In the painting a monk is holding a skull. And as we all know, skulls are ALT!! There were also some really great Dali and Picasso paintings, along with Miro. ALT, ALT ALT!

Check it out:

Here's what music I've been into lately:

Captain- This is Hazelville

You can't get this at Insound yet, but hopefully soon. These guys are great and totally came out of nowhere! They are definitely ALT! Click here for their Myspace page. Someone made a reference to Hum, but I don't really see that. The best comparision I can think of is a brit-poppy version of this band, The Information. The Information is a band from Boston. You can check them out here. Since most people don't know who the hell The Information are I guess my description sucks. Oh well, Enjoy!